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Some data about the election:

Obama leads in 6 of 8 battleground states (Zogby).
McCain losing serious ground in his home state of AZ.
Obama leads 65-29 in NY (Marist).
Palin's hometown paper endorses Obama.
It's all but over, and Obama wins.

BUT:

Israelis like McCain over Obama, 48.6-31.5.
http://www.jta.org/cgi-bin/iowa/breaking/110893.html

So....by applying the logarithmic scale of Israeli influence to John McCain's results, you can start to put things like this in perspective.

"I guarantee you that two weeks from now you'll see that this has been a very close race and I believe I'm going to win it." - John McCain

That's what the man thinks. Does it fly in the face of the other polls? You betcha. But so what? McCain has his own polls, and they say something totally different; and you didn't actually think that you could rely on any information rolled out so far....did you?....You. Did. Not! Whatsamatterwithyou?!?!?! Haven't you heard about all the voting machine problems?!?! You just put together your conflicting polls with your flaky voting machines with your crazy exit polling data and -- Voila! -- you can pull whatever result you want right outta your ass, and nobody will ever be able to prove a damn thing because it's all so fucked up. Hell-ooooo.

What? You got a problem with that? Hey, as GWB once said, "Who cares what you think?"

*The Country Formerly Known As America