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So the lovely lady Mossad spies in the psychiatric ward has sparked considerable curiosity. Hat tip to Peter for spotting it over at his place. In looking around, however, the story just dead-ends. There's the one article on Ynet, and that's it for official explanations. Is it a red herring or something?

Something’s wrong with this story. Our alarm bells are going off because of the following:

1. Despite the fact that Israel has (by far) the loosest censorship laws in the Middle East, official and unofficial censorship still exists in all issues related to intelligence and national security. This means that either the Mossad let this article be published, that Yedioth’s reporter still managed to finagle the story, that censors let the story slide or some combination of the three.

2. The Mossad is a well-funded government agency that presumably has on-staff psychiatrists, mental health professionals and on-site medical facilities. Presumably, in the agency’s 50+ year history, there have been operatives who became mentally ill. So why the need to outsource to a hospital?

3. The Mossad only operates outside Israel and the West Bank’s borders; the secret police (Shin Bet) handle those duties in a FBI-CIA style divide. Was the psychological condition of these agents the result of an operation? Are the agents trying to be placed out of the public eye for another reason?

4. This story was published in the English-language edition of Yedioth, which only publishes a fraction of the Hebrew-language edition’s output. Why, out of all the stories the newspaper publishes, was this one chosen for foreign consumption?

Well… the spooks will keep on being spooky we guess.

And the talkbacks here are exceedingly entertaining. Samples:

1. anything - as long as it's 'a story' - Ynet's done it again! Why would yopu even publish such a sensitive State security issue on these pages?! Are you guys completely nuts - should it be you that should be commited?

2. small wonder with all the jobs they are forced to do to betray other Jews. At least these two will someday do teshuva and be forgiven

3. What did Hezbollah do to these women???

4. Were they in contact with Hezbollah by any chance?

5. #2 Always this..... ridiculous and childish whining about some containers on a hill. By the way: Usually the Mossad operates outside Israeli controlled territory – and has therefore nothing to do with any "settlements."

6. Mossad operatives should be seen for psychiatric issues Just to be save

7. #2 <- Stupid ignorant Moron The Mossad deals with issues outside our boundaries - it's the Shabak that deal with internal issues. You dumb ass! Go get an education.

9. Probably went mad listening to the E10 Mossad station That lady's voice will eventually send anyone barmy.

16. This is common......where mind altering substances are used in conjunction with intense mind manipulation techniques in order to create mindless robotic Manchurian Candidates. Clearly these women were subjected to such MKUltra type techniques and were unable to be "brought back" I am surprised they were not just terminated, they must have some important intelligence that needs to be "retrieved" before they can be "de-commissioned"

18. Two crazy Mossad agents. They probably were exposed to something which made them realise the truth of the state they serve and had enough soul and human decency to react like normal humans would to realise they are serving a demonic cause.

19. Ever See The Bourne Identity Movies? Sometimes when you are trained to do evil things to innocent people by a corrupt intelligence agency it messes with your mind. I hate to be blunt but the fact that at least one of them was good looking means that she was probably having sex with anyone the Mossad thought was a source of foreign military and state secrets. That kind of life can mentally screw one up (pun intended).

Yes. Like Monica Lewinsky and Chandra Levy, perhaps? That's what I was thinking.

In the parlance of the shadowy underworld of international espionage, the use of "sex" by foreign spies to obtain information or concessions from government officials is called "sexpionage". The sexual seduction of high level government officials by foreign spies is usually of the illicit category which provides foreign operatives the added advantage of being able to better bribe the targeted victims which may be married with children. The operation may involve compromising the government officials through the use of professional prostitutes, underage girls (or boys) or by providing homosexual lovers to not yet "out-of-the-closet" targets, as was the case with Governor James McGreevey of New Jersey.

...Today, after the "Cold War against the Soviets" and the beginning of the "War of Civilizations against Islam", Israeli covert sexpionage operations are on the increase in the USA and around the globe. In fact, a significant number of ex-Soviet sexpionage agents of Jewish descent, who once worked for the KGB and the Stasi, have emigrated to Israel. They now work for the Zionist government. These sexpionage agents were well trained in special Soviet spy schools, a practice that continues to this day in Israel. A secret training ground for many of these Zionist sexpionage agents is the Israel Institute of Technology in Haifa. Among the papers in the archives of the Israel Institute of Technology is one authored by Golan Cipel, Governor McGreevey's lover, titled "Shabtai Shavit Identified as Outgoing Mossad Chief".

In the parlance of the Israeli intelligence services, female sexpionage agents are called "Swallows" and males who are trained to compromise women or other men are called "Ravens." Under this nomenclature, the Israeli who was former Chief of Homeland Security for New Jersey, Golan Cipel, can be properly called a "Raven", and the Jewesses Chandra Levy and Monica Lewinsky, which I will discuss later, can be called "Swallows".

Zionist Israel places great importance in its "symbiotic" relationship with the USA. In fact, the State of Israel would be unable to exist without the vast amounts of aid, both military and social welfare, that is sent yearly to prop up the Zionist government. This total amount is estimated to be more than 5 Billion dollars per year. In addition, Israel survives and depends on critical technology transfers that are obtained both through cooperation and covertly. For example, Israel now possess thermonuclear bombs and missiles, thanks to an American Jew, Jonathan Pollard, who stole the "nuclear secrets" while working as a US Naval Analyst. Pollard, it was admitted by the Israeli government, was a MOSSAD spy. He is presently doing a life term in a US Federal Prison for his crime.

The success and effectiveness of the Israel/USA symbiotic relationship depends on many factors. One is massive propaganda through the US based Zionist press that keeps the American people in a constant stupor about certain political and economic realities. Another is the near total subserviency of corrupt politicians, especially of the Democratic Party, who do not speak up because they are on the take. Another is the massive infiltration into government of what are nothing less than Israeli agents. Israeli agents in the Pentagon, for example, has caused the USA dearly in terms of the costs of the "War on Iraq" and in terms of its "hated image" around the world.

Lastly, a factor that is very important for Israel in keeping a profitable symbiotic relationships with the USA is effective sexpionage. Sexpionage is so important to Israel, that it has opened an office for this purpose right smack in the center of US political power -- Washington D.C. The office fronts as a post 911 anti-terrorism institute and is located at 3811 N. Fairfax Drive, Suite 720 Arlington, VA 22203. The Chief of the office is non other that the immediate former Director of the Israeli MOSSAD, Shabtai Shavit.

Speculation, speculation. Keep this one in your peripheral vision.